I, Me, My

. . . or you can just listen HERE to Toby Keith's "I wanna talk about Me."

I wish

I liked to set goals

I hate

watching the news

I hear

birds at 4:45 a.m.

I search

for a killer spaghetti sauce recipe

I wonder

why am the only one who hears bumps in the night for no apparent reason

I regret

not starting my journals when I was 16

I love

when the guy always runs after the girl at the end of the movie

I always

watch TV before bed

I usually

enjoy giving talks

I am not

a public performer

I dance

to CMT videos while ironing

I rarely

dust

I cry

occasionally, but prefer to laugh 'til I cry

I am confused

by Mall maps

I should

like to cook like all Molly Mormons

I dream

while awake

I am amused by . . . any guesses? OR if that is too hard -- how about you?