If Red Bull gives you wings, then why not . . .
Neither Blonde, Nor Female . . .
These contractors are installing the steel pillars in concrete to stop vehicles from parking on the pavement outside a Sports Bar downtown. They are now in the process of cleaning up at the end of the day and anxious to go home.
How long do you think it will be before they realize where they parked?O.K. so as not to discriminate . . .
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing "That's horrible!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
1 comment:
That is too funny.
I am going to tell that one to my son Jacob. He served his mission in Brazil.
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